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Archive for August 5th, 2005

Heard today in Superior Court of Palo Alto

Judge: Improper use of horn?
Lady: Yes, I was honking at a police officer because he was in my way

Judge: You have tickets for no license, no registration, no plates on a car. How do you plead?
Crazed Lady: I’m sorry but I need to get my license back. They took my car away. (she then continues […]